Interlude Eight

I woke up at what I assumed was 5:03 again, slightly disoriented. It took me a moment to realise where I was and that the pile of bodies I was in wasn’t my fam. We had planned to stop soon after the call, at least I had, there wasn’t much talking, but when Rune got the idea to copy me, things had heated up again.

Part of that was that she didn’t get a copy of my glamour skill, so she ended up yellow and horned. Which meant I had to drop my glamour so we had two identical Janes. This taught me one interesting lesson—my natural body was again as horny as I was in my human form. With two of us…yeah.

I now lay at the bottom of the pile, boxed in properly. It took me a whole lot of sorting to get out, but I now was sure that nothing would be able to wake people during my thinking sessions.

I also learnt that, during this time, my demon body felt utterly alien to me and that my glamour skill didn’t work. At least peeing worked the same; even the feeling of relief was identical.

Let’s see, what did we have today? More of the same. More of the same. Killing two perverts, yeah, felt the same as it had during the day; no influence there. Forgetting to go into the class selection, even when I was bored and had the time? Typical me. Forgetting Ella had promised to be at the guild after six? That’s on me, too. Calling in friends for a gang bang?

Paint black stripes on me and call me tiger; the only thing that wasn’t normal there was that I had found the nerve to do it. I would have called myself an introvert a week ago, but I wasn’t acting like that anymore. Otherwise? Yeah, fun times.

There were plenty more things on my mind, but none of them had anything to do with analysing the influence. I needed to call Kinasteria first thing in the morning to ask her if Ella had shown up. The dungeon needed urgent clearing, and if we couldn’t get to it today, I would return the quest. Group 2 should be plenty capable by now. There were about 30 things I had forgotten to do over the last week, with all the reacting to shit going on. Getting the wedding on its way was one of them.

The storage room needed mopping, the bathroom window closing, and the wall fixing. I needed to look into those guild upgrades Kinasteria had recommended. I needed two more bodies to handle all the stuff and a vacation. And I needed a gift basket for Kinasteria—without her, the guild would have failed catastrophically. Just what to put into it? Stone fruit and stone bass?

Very funny, Jane, back to bed.

I set an alarm for half seven on my phone and approved the quest list on my tablet. Both were equally sluggish.

Chapters

  1. Prologue
  2. Chapter One - Liverpool Girl
  3. Chapter Two - What is Love?
  4. Chapter Three - Strawberry Fields
  5. Chapter Four - Livia all along
  6. Interlude One
  7. Chapter Five - Who you gonna call?
  8. Chapter Six - Digging Deep
  9. Chapter Seven - Tall Dark Stranger
  10. Interlude Two
  11. Chapter Eight - Theme From…
  12. Chapter Nine - Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting
  13. Interlude Three
  14. Chapter Ten - Material Girl
  15. Chapter Eleven - Candy Shop
  16. Chapter Twelve - Never gonna give you up
  17. Interlude Four
  18. Chapter Thirteen - Tubthumper
  19. Chapter Fourteen - Baby, don’t hurt me
  20. Chapter Fifteen - And frolicked in the autumn mist
  21. Chapter Sixteen - I ain't dumb, she my Tweedledee
  22. Chapter Seventeen - No time for losers
  23. Chapter Eighteen - Got a black magic NPC
  24. Chapter Nineteen - Call my name and save me from the dark
  25. Interlude Five
  26. Chapter Twenty - Ruffians, thugs, poison ivy, quicksand, cannibals and snakes, the plague!
  27. Chapter Twenty-One - In the loudest storm, we can be so proud
  28. Chapter Twenty-Two - And I've been working like a dog
  29. Chapter Twenty-Three - Let them stay home and comment on the internet
  30. Chapter Twenty-Four - We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
  31. Interlude Six
  32. Chapter Twenty-Five - Knee deep in the hoopla
  33. Chapter Twenty-Six - There beneath the blue suburban skies
  34. Bonus Chapter - Down the Rabbit Hole
  35. Chapter Twenty-Eight - I keep your secrets, cross my heart to die
  36. Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fight for Your Right
  37. Interlude Seven
  38. Chapter Thirty - I say, "High", you say, "Low"
  39. Chapter Thirty-One - Eight Days A Week
  40. Chapter Thirty-Two - Locked you away behind cast iron doors
  41. Chapter Thirty-Three - Just as mother-less birds fly high
  42. Interlude Eight
  43. Chapter Thirty-Four - Come join the fun, it's a merry-go-round
  44. Chapter Thirty-Five - Silly people run around
  45. Chapter Thirty-Six - Can You Dig It?
  46. Chapter Thirty-Seven - Meanwhile
  47. Chapter Thirty-Eight - Out Of The Dark
  48. Chapter Thirty-Nine - Meanwhile (2)
  49. Bonus Chapter - Charlie and the Player Factory
  50. Chapter Forty - 秘密持ちたいな 罪を感じたい
  51. Interlude Nine
  52. Chapter Forty-One - El Baile de los Pajaritos
  53. Chapter Forty-Two - 愛する人守る力両手に持ってるはず
  54. Chapter Forty-Three - Let it be
  55. Bonus Chapter - The Ruined Girl