Blessed

**Listen up, shitling, because I'm only gonna tell you once. **

You want to go back home? Then grow a spine and pay attention. Danger lurks around every corner, and it doesn’t give a shit that you’re scared. Take it from me.

I escaped a torture chamber, killed my sadistic jailor, and fought the zombified remnants of a forgotten city. Enough to make fate herself cringe, really.

Still, it all pales in comparison to receiving a “blessing” with the slight side effect of my humanity rotting away. But don’t you worry, and hand me that bullet. Working it out is on my to-do-list. Right after burning this place to the ground.