Young Master Cultivator Advancing Beyond Ultimate Techniques Through Supremacy

Now I'd like to tell you a story. A story all about how my life got flipped, and basically turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, if you'll just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became a young master cultivator in a kingdom called Bel-Air.

Updates intermittently, or whenever, or something.

What To Expect:

• Nonsense
• A complete lack of understanding of how cultivation stories work
• Terrible spelling and grammar
• Long Island Iced Qi
• A talking cockroach?
• Something about a dao? Whatever that is