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Bagel, the bodega cat, had a deal with the world. He didn’t change it, and it didn’t change him. Seemed simple enough. He was content to go with the flow.

Bagel was just a cat enjoying his life in the big apple, a place full of bothersome humans, but then he had to go and accidentally discover the secret of cards, attributes and levels. Then there was gourmet cat food. With baked goods and cards as his new life goals, he turns to the competitive business of trading the random junk that card bearers in the system apocalypse loot every day.

Follow Bagel as he does everything to find a baker... except leave his Bodega, and second avenue because exploring the dangerous world out there is for suckers. Witness how card bearers just can't seem to stop dying around his home. And cheer for a cat who makes great new friends by simply selling them energy drinks and corner store fare.

The entire world has been taken over by hordes of zombies. Of course there's no profit in that. So why do heroes keep getting summoned to this world to try to save it anyway? Their money is worthless.

At least that's what Finley, the roving tinker sales elf* finds out when the pantheon keeps summoning heroes into his path to save the world, all he wants is the quiet life. When the horde comes calling, you had better have an escape plan.

Heroes?

In this economy?